The Most accurate mock you will read barring a material change out of my control. So lets get going!
Pick 1 Jacksonville Jaguars– Trevor Lawrence, QB Clemson
Urban Left the Fox Desk for one reason to coach this Long Haired Gazelle galloping football alien.
Pick 2 New York Jets -Zach Wilson QB BYU
The Apple of Joe Douglas eye since January. The 2nd best QB in the AFC East as we live and breathe. As the Great Julius Randle says “New York We Here”.
Pick 3 San Francisco 49ers –Trey Lance QB NDSU
Mac Jones is a social experiment I refuse to acknowledge. Lance is 20 years old with elite running ability and an absolute cannon. He is a ball of clay that Kyle Shannhan can make into this generations Steve McNair and that should terrify everyone in the NFL.
Pick 4 Atlanta Falcons – Justin Fields QB Ohio State
The Georgia kid comes home and he is coming home with a chip on his shoulder. The most accurate QB in CFB will continue to be accurate and dominate the NFL
Pick 5 Cincinnati Burrow’s – Ja”Marr Chase WR LSU
This franchise will do whatever it takes to make sure Joe Burrow does not end up like Carson Palmer and take his favorite target in college.
Pick 6 Miami Dolphins – Kyle Pitts TE Florida
As a Jets fan fuck this pick.
Pick 7 Detroit Lions – Penei Sewell OT Oregon
Best OT in the draft as the Lions continue to make competent moves.
Pick 8 Carolina Panthers – Mac Jones QB Alabama
If Mac Jones had Sam Darnold’s body he would likely be a franchise QB. If Sam Darnold had Mac Jones mind he would likely be a franchise QB. So lets get wacky!
Pick 9 Denver Broncos – Rashawn Slater OT Northwestern
The Broncos continue to build a great infrastructure for a QB and Drew Lock will continue to be bad.
Pick 10 Dallas Cowboys – Patrick Surtain Jr. CB Alabama
Safe player at a premium position of need and Dallas continues its run of great drafting.
Pick 11 New York Giants – Micah Parsons LB Penn State
Gettleman just can’t help himself.
Pick 12 Philadelphia Eagles – Jaycee Horn CB South Carolina
Eagles reach on another player in the first and water is still wet.
Pick 13 LA Chargers – Jaylen Waddle WR Alabama
Justin Herbert is good and deserves nice things!!!!
Pick 14 Minnesota Vikings –Jaelen Phillips Edge Miami
Phillips and Danielle Hunter good luck blocking that.
Pick 15 New England Patriots – Zaven Collins LB Tulsa
Baby Dante Hightower goes to play with the original and I cry deeply inside.
Pick 16 Arizona Cardinals– Devonta Smith WR Alabama
DHOP, Devonta, Kyler if Kliff can’t make the playoffs with that trio he is going to be looking for a new job.
Pick 17 Las Vegas Raiders – Teven Jenkins OT Oklahoma State
Trent Brown out Jenkins in and they do not skip a beat.
Pick 18 Miami Dolphins – Jamin Davis LB Kentucky
Grier gonna Grier.
Pick 19 Washington Football Team – Christian Darrisaw OT VA Tech
Washington will have the perfect team in place when they trade for Matt Ryan next season.
Pick 20 Chicago Bears– Alijah Vera-Tucker OG USC
If your going all in AD14 go all in on AD14.
Pick 21 Indianapolis Colts – Greg Newsome CB Northwestern
Ballard in the best in the game and he continues to prove it.
Pick 22 Tennessee Titans – Elijah Moore WR Ole Miss
AJ Brown Elijah Moore ForEVERRR>>>>>>>>
Pick 23 New York Jets – Kwity Paye Edge Michigan
Jets won’t be good in 2021 but they will be fun to watch and that is a step in the right direction.
Pick 24 Pittsburgh Steelers – Creed Humphrey OC Oklahoma
Smart and practical The Steelers Way for the past 50 years.
Pick 25 Jacksonville Jaguars – Trevon Moehrig S TCU
Massive need fantastic player Jags will be good sooner then most think.
Pick 26 Cleveland Browns – Christian Barmore DT Alabama
Andrew Berry continues his ascent to an elite GM.
Pick 27 Baltimore Ravens – Terrace Marshall WR LSU
Lamar Jackson was Throwing to DEZ FLIPPING BRYANT IN A PLAYOFF GAME IN 2020?????? Enough Decosta–get the man some weapons!
Pick 28 New Orleans Saints – Caleb Farley CB VA Tech
Life, Death, Taxes, Mickey Loomis going all in. Marshon Lattimore CB2 in NOLA from this point on.
Pick 29 Green Bay Packers – Rashod Bateman WR Minnesota
Rashod Batemen and Devantae Adams running routes on the same team? Football porn baby!
Pick 30 Buffalo Bills – Travis Etienne RB Clemson
Team foolishly thinks a RB will fix their rushing woes while they continue to have below average guards on the roster, Rinse, Repeat.
Pick 31 Baltimore Ravens – Joe Tryon Edge Washington
Ravens getting 5 years productive years out of Tryon let him walk as a team overpays him him in FA and they get a 3rd round comp pick is Destiny.
Pick 32 Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Jayson Oweh Edge Penn State
Freak athlete that Todd Bowles is going to turn into an absolute menace.