Turn On The Jets 12 Pack – Super Bowl Gambling Edition

Joe Caporoso with a Turn On The Jets 12 Pack of Super Bowl prop bets…

Super Bowl 50 is only a few days away...are you still salty about the New York Jets losing to Buffalo? Good, so am I. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the game on Sunday. Let’s look at 12 of the most intriguing prop bets…

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The Young Pup Rankings – Top Recent Super Bowls

Resident TOJ young pup Joe Malfa ranks the top Super Bowls of his lifetime

At 18 years of age, there are only eight Super Bowls that I remember in their entirety on account of the fact I had a bedtime and was asleep by halftime until I was 10. With that being said, here is a countdown of my top eight Super Bowls:

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Turn On The Jets 12 Pack – Super Bowl 49 Edition

Joe Caporoso with 12 thoughts and predictions on Super Bowl 49…

A rare non-New York Jets centric article at Turn On The Jets. Make sure to check out this week’s two Podcasts here and here. Let’s dive into thoughts on Super Bowl 49.

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Super Bowl XLIX Betting Props Preview

With each passing year the betting props on the Super Bowl get more and more interesting, if not downright ludicrous at times. XLIX is no different, with props ranging from legit game-specific odds, such as what the 1st official play from the line of scrimmage will be (run priced at -200 or pass or sack at +160) and the longest touchdown play of the game (over 44.5 yards listed at -115) to pop-culture props such as what will Katy Perry be wearing during the halftime show (Dress/Skirt at -160 or Pants/Shorts/Any Other at +130) and what color will the Gatorade (or liquid) be that is dumped on the head coach of the winning team (orange currently leads at +175). The complete list of props for Super Bowl XLIX is found at TopBet sportsbook. It’s worth a look (and chuckle).

Turn On The Jets 12 Pack, New York Super Bowl Edition

The Turn On The Jets 12 pack with predictions and thoughts on the Super Bowl and the New York Jets

The Turn On The Jets 12 Pack is back with Super Bowl predictions along with New York Jets thoughts and observations. We hope everybody enjoys their Super Bowl weekend and we hope to see you out on the Boulevard or at Francesa-Con on Saturday!

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Turn On The Jets Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza

Chris Celletti with his Super Bowl prop bet extravaganza for Turn On The Jets

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The Super Bowl is all sorts of fun and stuff, unless your team isn’t playing in the actual game. Then, Super Bowl Sunday is all about eating, drinking, gambling and hanging out while a football game is being played in the background. But the most popular single sporting event in America is far, far from perfect. If I were running the NFL, here’s a few simple things I’d do to improve the game.

Move the Super Bowl to Saturday night

You could counter with “Football purists will hate this!”, but football isn’t baseball. Actually, there are no such things as “Football purists”. Lennay Kekua is a “Football purist”. If they did exist, or had a strong voice, you’d be hearing a lot of stuff about how it would be bad for the 49ers to win the Super Bowl because it might usher in an era where read-option offense is the norm, and soon we won’t have any drop-back, gunslingin’ quarterbacks like the good ole days of Roger Staubach and Terry Bradshaw and Troy Aikman and blah blah blah. Is anybody saying that? No. All football fans ever want is to be entertained. We all absolutely LOVE players like Kaepernick and Robert Griffin III, because they’re exciting. Far more exciting than say, Joe Flacco.

Contrast that with a (admittedly out there) hypothetical in baseball. Let’s say the Tampa Bay Rays brought up a young shortstop, Pierre Gomez, who perfected bunting (they’re the most annoying baseball team on planet Earth –they WOULD do something like this). Then say Gomez led off every game with a bunt base hit. And unless he came up in a situation where he HAD to take a full swing, he bunted. And he was so good at it, and was Usain Bolt-fast, that it was nearly impossible to get him out if he laid one down. Let’s say Pierre Gomez won the batting title and set a new Major League record with a .497 batting average.

There would be panic among baseball fans. Dan Shaughnessy would write snarky columns tearing down Pierre Gomez nicknaming him “THE ASTERISK” and imploring his fellow media to never vote for him for any awards because he’s made a mockery of the game that Johnny Pesky helped make so sacrosanct.

Not that the Niners winning a Super Bowl with a dual-threat like Kaepernick would be as exaggerated as Pierre Gomez winning a bunting-only, record setting batting title, but you get the idea. In football, if it’s fun, it works. (This is why the league has taken countless steps to make sure that it’s really hard to win unless you can put up some points – Rex Ryan take note.)

Football has the flooziest fans of any sport, bar none. This is why it’s the most profitable league in the country. The NFL is as popular as it is because of gambling and fantasy football and the fact that it’s the easiest sport to watch in a social setting (meaning: crushing Coors Lights with your bros at the bar while ogling girls in pink jerseys all day. They probably do this in Canada with hockey, but it’s Canada, so…) It’s the easiest sport to be a fair-weather fan of, thus, it has the most fair-weather fans.

So can anyone tell me why the Super Bowl is played on Sunday? Other than tradition? Well screw that. What’s more fun, Saturday night or Sunday night?

The Super Bowl should be played on Saturday at 8:00 Eastern time. With the two week gap in place, the teams already have more than enough time to get healthy and prepare, so that’s not an issue. Nothing is worse than the end of a Super Bowl party when you’ve eaten and drank enough for a week, and you realize it’s 10:30 on Sunday. That’s awful. Why does the NFL do that to us? You think Super Bowl parties are fun now? How about if the game was on Saturday night? That, my friends, would be a party.

Recently, the UEFA Champions League changed their title game from a Wednesday to a Saturday (for those who don’t follow soccer – it’s the biggest club competition in the world, and the final is watched by more people than the Super Bowl globally). They probably thought to themselves the same thing – why do we stage this insanely big event on a Wednesday night? Probably because that’s how it always used to be, but Saturday makes infinitely more sense. It does for the Super Bowl as well.

Enough of the damn halftime show

Well, you can still have a halftime show, but why does the NFL insiss on having the performance inside the actual stadium? Totally useless. The halftime show, as is, is a made-for-TV event. If the NFL would move the halftime show to a remote location – obviously right near the stadium hosting the game – the break wouldn’t have to be the insane 45 minutes or so it currently is. Also, I’m sure you can find  a couple thousand morons who would pay separately to go see the halftime show live in person, so that would alleviate any of the money that may be lost (I’m assuming the NFL would claim that a ticket to the actual game is priced as so because there’s also a halftime show).  So when halftime hits, take a commercial break, throw it to Seacrest to introduce Taylor Swift who plays 15 Minutes in Heaven with every horny middle age man in America, take another break (heck, you could throw it back to the analysts, take ANOTHER break) and then come back to the game, and you’ve probably only taken 25 minutes total; still too long but way more reasonable.

Also, more Jets Super Bowl appearances, please

And now, the Prop-Bet Extravaganza

Will there be a defensive or special teams touchdown? Yes (+145)

With these two teams? Sure.

Player to score first touchdown in the game – Dennis Pitta (+1000)

Dennis Pitta is the exact type of guy who catches the first touchdown of a Super Bowl.

The first punt of the game will be…Touchback (+250)

They really have to make things like this available to bet on in-stadium at Jets games. Place would be packed.

Sidney Crosby Goals + Assists (PK) over Colin Kaepernick touchdown passes

Cindy beats Colin by a 2-1 margin.

David Akers Total Points – Over 7.5 (-130)

Expecting a few stalled drives/holds by the Baltimore defense.

Gatorade Shower – Red (+200)

Shouldn’t Roger Goodell mandate that both teams only use red Gatorade and then put his entire life savings on this?

Ray Lewis Solo+Assisted Tackles – Under 11.5 (+120)

Just because.

MVP

Ray Rice (+800)

Game

Ravens +4 – In a big game, I usually like to side with the guy under center who’s more comfortable. Somehow, someway, in a Super Bowl, Joe Flacco is that guy on Sunday. This thing will probably be close throughout, and I like Ray Rice to bang home a few touchdowns in a low scoring affair. Oh yeah, Dennis Pitta catches the first touchdown too. So, Ravens 24, 49ers 20. Congrats Bunk, Jimmy, Omar, Stringer and Rawls.

Bring on the offseason.

TOJ Super Bowl’s Prediction – Be Worried Giants Fans

TOJ with his prediction for the Super Bowl

Considering my track record on predictions this year, I am glad this will be my final one for awhile.

The Super Bowl? I started the two weeks ago firmly behind the notion of rooting for the Giants. Now after two weeks of listening to them run their mouths and predict parades and victories, while getting in plenty of cheap shots at the Jets…it hasn’t been quite so easy.

Hey, I really get why people hate Rex Ryan and the Jets. I always have. It is annoying to hear so much chatter from a team, when it isn’t your own.

It seems to me that everybody loves the Giants this week and they are overconfident. In a rational world, they should come out and take one on the chin from the Patriots led by Brady and Belichick. But this season hasn’t been a rational one for Jets fans, as everything that could go wrong has went wrong starting with the beating they took in Philadelphia and culminating with Giants/Patriots Championship Game victories aided by lucky special teams plays.

I have come to accept that I won’t be happy with the result either way and as a mature adult, I am going to still run my mouth throughout the game to whichever team is losing or struggling at the particular time and then talk smack to whatever fan base loses.

My prediction? Considering how this season I went, I bet today is the greatest game ever played and the Giants win on a hail mary when four Patriots defenders run into each other and the ball shoots up in the air and magically lands in Henry Hynoski’s hands…or something like that.

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Justin’s Super Bowl Prediction – A Fate Worse Than Hell

Justin with his Super Bowl prediction

I’m gonna make this simple. I was born in Worcester, Massachusetts, eventually moving to Enfield, Connecticut and finally Long Island. To say I don’t have moral/geographic/psychological dilemmas regarding the HellBowl would be a lie. So why do I see the Patriots losing 28-21 and me being rather upset about it?

As a starting point, there’s nothing quite like the Giants defensive line in the league. They make EVERY defensive end in the league look fat and slow. They’re too fast for tackles and guards to try and keep up with without eventually getting caught for holding, and the Giants have finally found a balance between a two back running attack (with a fullback!), tight end passes off the play action to the “faster than you think” Jake Ballard, and the old school SMU style “run and shoot” passing between 3 or 4 receivers.

What sets the passing game apart is that unlike the way the Patriots use Wes Welker, Victor Cruz is occasionally seen catching a comeback route 25 yards down the field, about 10 yards too far for a prototypical slot guy. Then again, Kevin Gilbride’s offense, once derided by Buddy Ryan as the “chuck and duck”, gives receivers multiple options on every route they run, the results of which being Victor Cruz breaking the Giants receiving yards record, yet somehow missing the Pro Bowl.

He had a bigger impact than almost every receiver in the league, and probably won them at least 2 games singlehandedly. But why would I be upset about the Patriots losing? Because the Giants have slowly taken on the persona of the 2010 Jets right before they played the Patriots. The Jets won that game, but they got soft before the Steelers and were mentally worn out. Still, there’s some part of me that thinks that the Giants aren’t going to be able to keep up this oracle style of fearless prediction. It’s not that the Giants aren’t talented enough to do it, it’s the fact that I feel like Tom Brady has some very pissed off part of him that gets channeled into film study, practice, and more film study.

Brady’s going to know every single defensive scenario the Giants throw at him, and as I predicted very late last night, he’s going to try and wear that Nascar package down to the point where they’re too tired to keep going, and then drop one right up the middle to Woodhead for 10 yards on 3rd down, right after which he will hurry to the line and attempt to get something to Welker over the middle before handing off to Hernandez as Nate Solder becomes a blocking tight end.

He’ll do things like this until they try and substitute, and then beat whoever gets caught out of position, akin to both Jet games this year, when Brady decided to run it down the Jets throat while Rex Ryan has a slow meltdown on the sidelines, watching Brady play Jets football against his own defense that seemed to be falling apart at the seams as Brady firmly planted foot on throat.

Again, why would I be upset at a Giants Super Bowl victory? Because from here on out, the Giants will proclaim that the new MetLife stadium is theirs. Which it will be, and will be until the end of time. There’s no argument against it for at least 4 years. They demolished the Jets on the field they share, went ahead and blew out Aaron Rodgers and then happened to beat the REAL best defense in the league before defeating for the 2nd time, Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. There’s no argument against that. They couldn’t keep the Patriots out of the Superbowl because they are in the opposing conference, but they already beat the PERFECT Patriots team in the SuperBowl in front of the world, beat them on the road in the regular season, and could potentially DO IT AGAIN IN FRONT OF THE WORLD.

If the Jets ever thought they could “own the Patriots”, nothing short of sweeping them next year, and a defeat in the AFC Championship could even scratch the surface of what the Giants have already done.

That’s what Jet fans are going to have to live with for the rest of their lives. They had their chances and couldn’t get it done. Which is already going to create the inner dialogue about the “great” Rex Ryan defense, whose defensive front can’t even hold a candle to the Giants, the running game of the Jets, which the Giants walked all over, and the general modus operandi of the entire organization. Bringing in veterans, stars, rejects, draft busts, attempting to create some sort of flash and dash roster that’s supposed to steamroll the AFC.

Meanwhile, the Giants have been hitting on almost all of their draft picks, getting huge trade return value by dumping guys like Steve Smith, Kevin Boss and Rich Seubert while acquiring Antrel Rolle, the solidifying force of the secondary. That said, I still say the Patriots defense is going to get walked on by Eli Manning. They’re going to run away from Wilfork, Eli is going to keep everything calm and collected while throwing four touchdowns by the start of the 4th quarter. Then, they will run the ball and play action their way to a couple of punts as Brady goes to throw 2 game destroying interceptions as Rob Gronkowski hobbles towards the sideline.

So would I pick the Patriots with a healthy Gronkowski? Of course. Exact same score flipped. That’s the worth of Rob Gronkowski. One touchdown over the seam. But he’s got a high ankle sprain, and things are looking grim for someone who has to make cuts on post routes and attempt to run block against guys like Michael Boley and Mathias Kiwanuka.
There will be no winner tomorrow. Not for anyone with a Jets jersey somewhere in the closet.

What New York Jets Fans Should Be Rooting For Sunday

A list of what New York Jets fans should be rooting for on Sunday

The Super Bowl is just about here. As expected, it hasn’t been the greatest two weeks to be a New York Jets fan with both the Patriots and Giants getting plenty of shots in on our team while they are down. It isn’t easy to root for the Giants and it isn’t easy to root for the Patriots. There is nothing wrong with rooting for neither but here are a few things for Jets fans to root for on Sunday –

1. A huge mistake from Steve Weatherford, who thinks he has parlayed one decent season into being a media celebrity who has the right to trash one of the league’s greatest special teams coaches. Hey Weatherford, you are a punter. I don’t care if you win a Super Bowl, you are a freakin’ punter. Westhoff’s impact on the game will still outweigh yours tenfold. Jets fans should be rooting for an untimely shank, a dropped snap, or a self-inspired fake on 4th and 18.

2. Antrel Rolle and Brandon Jacobs eating their Rex Ryan sized words after a poor performance and a loss this Sunday.

3. Tom Brady having an awful performance, continuing his streak of playoff mediocrity since 2007.

4. Most importantly, Curtis Martin getting into the Hall of Fame this Saturday night (I know it isn’t on Sunday but whatever).

5. No PepsiMax commercials featuring Rex Ryan or Mark Sanchez.

6. The most important thing to root for and maybe you disagree with this, but a blowout one way or the other. At least if there is a blowout, you have a little ammunition for the rival fanbase next year. At least let’s hope to avoid an epically, amazing game that one of the team wins on one of the luckiest plays imaginable.

Free agency and the draft, hurry up!