A Random Collection of Awful New York Jets Jerseys

Please don’t wear any of these New York Jets jerseys this season…

Because we all need a break from debating Greg Salas, Stephen Hill, Daryl Richardson and the rest of the bubble players on the New York Jets roster…

Don’t be the guy or gal wearing any of these jerseys this season or ever again for that matter. 

Nothing like a customized jersey for a one year role player. Some of Rex Ryan’s finest work was taking this painter and getting 6 sacks out of him

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The fourth best punt protecter in team history, in the ugliest version of a Jets jersey possible 

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You paid $200 for the authentic version. Tannenbaum paid $21 million guaranteed for zero sacks and three practice fights with Rob Turner. 

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You were the guy cheering when Chad Pennington rolled his ankle in the 2007 opener, weren’t you? 


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Mike Tannenbaum had the inside scoop on UMass football since he attended there and was able to add this guy (there isn’t a Victor Cruz image below this caption)

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A few years ago I had the opportunity to speak with a current NFL GM who referred to Conner as “the worst rostered player in the NFL during the 2010 season.” 

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Author: Joe Caporoso

Joe Caporoso is the Owner and EIC of Turn On The Jets. His writing has been featured in the New York Times, Huffington Post, MMQB and AdWeek. Caporoso played football his entire life, including four years at Muhlenberg as a wide receiver, where he was arguably the slowest receiver to ever start in school history. He is the VP of Social Media at Whistle Sports

  • Rob C.

    Got any Coleman Rudolph Jerseys?

  • Great idea!

  • The Dude Abides

    24. He who shall not be named and went to the enemy.

  • Ramiro

    Doug Jolley Jerseys? or Any Doug Brien jerseys? too soon? Definitely too soon…

  • David

    Or how about Neil O’Donnell?

  • glegly

    We are the Grim Reaper when it comes to jerseys b/n my son and I. Keyshawn, Vilma, Revis, Chad, Abraham. Mostly great players with shorter than necessary Jet lives (trades, F/A, injuries).

    I am resolved to never buy another current jersey, and stick to the oldies (Joe Willie, Freeman, etc). I can use my powers of darkness for other needs – like buying a Brady jersey to kill him off for good.