TOJ Week 13 Rooting Guide

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A quick rooting guide for your Jet less Sunday…Gave Jimmy Leonhard the picture because we will miss him the rest of the year.

New Orleans at Cincinnati – In a game that has no impact on the Jets playoff chances, root for Ochocino and T.O to continue losing. Also more importantly root for New Orleans defense as TOJ is starting them in fantasy this week. Carson Palmer has to throw at least 2 interceptions, right?

Chicago at Detroit – If you are like me, you think Jay Cutler looks like the rich kid at the party sulking because somebody spilled beer on his 129 dollar shirt and who doesn’t hate people like that? Beyond that, the Lions deserve this one after they were screwed in week one.

San Francisco at Green Bay – I hate Mike Singletary’s press conferences and I hate that Green Bay shut the Jets out at home. I will root for the Packers because it sickens me that the 4-7 49ers are still in playoff contention.

Jacksonville at Tennessee – I don’t want the Colts in the playoffs and Jacksonville is closer to preventing that from happening, so go Jags. Hey, at least for today they have another fan…which should give them about 38.

Denver at Kansas City – Two unpopular coaches. I want the Chargers out of the playoffs, so using the same theory from the Jacksonville game, I will root for T.J. and the Chiefs.

Cleveland at Miami – Is it me or does Jake Delhomme look like a creepy guy? It must be something with those facial expressions after he is throwing all those interceptions. Obviously, I will be rooting for him, Eric Barton, Chansi Stuckey and the rest of the Jets JV team.

Buffalo at Minnesota – Very rare that you would ever root for a AFC East team against a non division opponent. However, I will be rooting for a bounce back for Steve Johnson and a win for the feisty Bills.

Washington at New York Giants – Let’s hope McNabb continues his trend of dominating the Giants.

Oakland at San Diego – Again, I’d rather not have Phillip Rivers in the playoffs with the way he is playing. So I will be pulling for the imploding Raiders.

Carolina at Seattle – I am not even sure this counts as a NFL game. I’d rather watch The George Lopez Show than this game. Enough said.

Atlanta at Tampa Bay – I’d like to see the young Bucs pull off the upset in front of the 26 people who will be at their stadium today.

St. Louis at Arizona – Derek Anderson may put his heart and soul into being the worst quarterback in the NFL but you have to root for the Rams to continue their quest to 7-9 and an improbable division title.

Dallas at Indianapolis – Go Cowboys. We don’t want Rex Ryan’s kryptonite in the playoffs.

Pittsburgh at Baltimore – The Jets don’t have a tie breaker with the Ravens so I will be waving the yellow towel in this game.

  • Tony C

    Well we got lots of wins here on this list so far. Jacks, Browns, DALLAS WONNNN, KC won, Raiders found a way to win. So far so good, only games that are important are watching TB win to keep Falcons from getting automatic SB with two home playoff games, hopefully Pit wins but loses someone on the D-line to help us out later.

    Henne… wow… if that’s the future of the Dolphins, we’re set for years.

  • Jimi

    Ahh its bad luck to hope for an injury from the other team!! Be careful!!!

  • Tony C

    Yeah I know, I know it is in bad taste to say that I was on a Pats website, they had Jim Leonhard as an underrated x-factor and someone to look out for only for people to cheer his bad luck. So yeah to bad luck demons who cause harm and misfortune please omit my last statement about the Steelers.

  • bruceharper

    The Patriots have this year’s Raiders first round pick (for Richard Seymour) so we very badly would like to see the Raiders win.

    Boy did that sound strange…

  • Tony C

    Oh… that’s why all the Pats sites have things on draft value…. so in other words, say if the Raiders just miss the playoffs, and the pats lose first round potentially they could have two picks almost next to one another rather than having a high 1st round pick from Raiders?